Hansen's
First off, might I just note that the liquid is not even orange. This is a little worrying in an orange soda. The taste is quite bland and frankly flavourless. And the carbonation would be much more acceptable if there were an actual flavour in this soda. The graphic designer for this brand should go work for another company, because it is the only part of the soda that I am appreciating so far. It tastes almost like vitamin C tablets dissolved into club soda. I'd frankly like to take a real cane to whoever designed this real cane drink.
Hansen, ya done me wrong.
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Hello. This is Hansen Soda Company. I'd like to express my sincere disbelief at your hatred of this drink. We hired many unpaid toddlers to mix this soda from hand. They worked tirelessly until their nap time. We demand an apology for the toddlers. Their crying right now. If you could hear the room I'm in, it would make you sad from all the crying toddlers because of this blog post. For shame. For shame.
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